IC Inbox for Hadriel

[leashed]

This is Lieutenant Hart.

Leave a message and I'll respond as soon as I can.

Thank you.

Comments

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[leashed]

I'm not a dick.

[But, more importantly...]

Where did you see him last?

[danseur]

if i tell you are you just gonna run out to try to find him

2/2

[danseur]

also wtf yes you are demonstrably a dick

[leashed]

I'm going to try and find him regardless. I'd appreciate any assistance.

[And excuse you???]

How am I a dick?

[danseur]

i warned him that you're probably gonna follow him around like a creep.

[leashed]

Why would you say that?

[danseur]

????????? am i wrong?????

[leashed]

I'm not a creep. I'm making sure that nobody will die because someone got careless.

[danseur]

rome like i get it dude you have good intentions and honestly i have come to almost kind of respect that




but it's still fucking creepy.

[leashed]

How is it creepy?

[danseur]

can you please just take my word for something for like, once. ever.

[leashed]

You never back up your facts with evidence, so no.

[danseur]

oh my god. people are creeped out by people who take unnatural interest in them. if you follow this dude around like you followed me you're just going to weird him out and make him uncomfortable and also make a giant fucking enemy of him. it's creepy.

[leashed]

It isn't unnatural. Even if I weren't concerned for the safety of those around him, it would make sense to be drawn to someone else like me.

[danseur]

am i literally the only friend you have ever had in your life

[leashed]

Would you consider our relationship friendly?

[YES YES THE ANSWER IS YES DING DING DING MORGAN IS THE WINNER AND YOUR PRIZE IS THE SHITTIEST FRIENDSHIP YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE WITH A DUDE WHO IS HALFWAY CONVINCED THAT YOU'RE JUST GONNA BECOME A MASS MURDERER RANDOMLY SOMEDAY]

[danseur]

with great reluctance, yes, i guess. y? you dont?

[leashed]

I don't have anything to compare it to.

[danseur]

jesus christ



i literally am the only fucking friend youve ever had.

[leashed]

I don't know.

I was on pleasant terms with the other wolves in my squad. I was close to my second handler.

I'll admit that neither of those seem quite like this.

[danseur]

[ ughghhhhhhhhhh. why do you make literally everything so hard. ]

whatever. i told tucker we were a pack for simplicity's sake. don't make me look like an idiot when u talk to him

[leashed]

You told him that we're a pack?

[what the fuck morgan]

[danseur]

ok i LITERALLY just said that i did i dont know if youre expecting my answer to change

[leashed]

I just didn't think that you of all people would use that word.

[danseur]

whatever i was just trying to communicate effectively

[ what the fuck does that even mean morgan. ]