Adstringendum voice mail

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If you require my services and have tried to contact me without a response, I may be unavailable.

Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am physically able.

Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

Comments

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

welcome to the real world.

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

this is adstringendum. i'm not sure if it qualifies.

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

it's a saying.

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

what does 'unf unf unf' mean?

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

what??

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

you sent it to me in a text last night.

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[1/3]

oh. it's the sound i make when i plow your mom.

[2/3]

not literally plow. have sex with. and i'm not literally having sex with her. it's supposed to be an insult.

[3/3]

are you seriously this stupid?

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

why do you dislike me so much?

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

that was my city. you can't just take something over like that.

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

it wasn't my decision. i was following orders.

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

that doesn't make excusable.

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[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

what would you have had me do?

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[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

too late to worry about it now.

[and he's turning the PCD off. :|]