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Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

Comments

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[He passes it over.]

And what happens when a little kid falls in the pit and breaks its neck?

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

[He frowns and starts programming them in.]

We dug them shallow enough not to hurt anyone. Killua said it would be okay.

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[Morgan peers over his shoulder.]

It knocked the wind outta me pretty good.

[..whining.]

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

...will your backside recover?

[A little alarmed.]

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

Why - you wanna kiss it better for me?

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

...does that help?

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[Morgan laughs.]

No, dude.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so.

[:(]

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

I'll avoid the rest of the pits. ... uh. Thanks. I guess. -- even though you dug them, jackass.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

There is no need to thank me.

[He glances over toward him.]

I will not tell Killua you fell in if you do not.

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[A pause.]

I'd appreciate that.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

[He nods.]

How is Bob?

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

Still cute.

[.. are they making.. smalltalk? This is weird. Morgan seems a little uncomfortable.]

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

Lemur is growing quite rapidly. I am unsure if it is a genuine lemur at this point.

[He slides his hands in his pockets, obliviously not picking up on the discomfort.

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should quit - uh. Feeding it so much.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[He shrugs.]

It likes eating meat though. I do not believe that is a normal lemur diet.

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

.. you're feeding that thing meat? Jesus.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

Not intentionally. It stole from my stores the first few nights.

take your test. :|

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

You have got one freaky little pet.

I am. This is keeping me from raging so hard at it. :P

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

I am glad that I did not give it to miss Rhyme. It might have injured her.

How are you doing?

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

Right.

Well.

I'm gonna go... keep walking..

Good! Just irked at all the typos lmao

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

...you want me to leave you alone.

[SO APT.]

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

[Up go the eyebrows.]

Yep.

[dogtagcollar.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[He takes a step back.]

I am preparing rabbit for dinner. Try to find something that can compliment it.

[makeitmemorable.livejournal.com]

.. gotcha. I'll see what I can find.