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Romulus 'Rome' Hart ([personal profile] leashed) wrote2009-10-31 11:11 pm
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Adstringendum voice mail

If you require my services and have tried to contact me without a response, I may be unavailable.

Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am physically able.

Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
asshole

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
that's unnecessary.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
you did not exceed the text limit. why did you send three of them?

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
oh shut up and go to bed

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
your mom's breath smells like cock.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
you have never met my mother

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i have.

met her in your bed.

last night.

unf unf unf.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
she is not in adstringendum. that is physically impossible.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
are you completely unfamiliar with the way people interact socially.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
i have never been required to familiarize myself.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
go to fucking bed.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
seriously

fucking around with little girls?

that's a new low

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
i am doing nothing of the sort. it is offensive that you would imply that.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
behave yourself around her.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
do you think i would harm a civilian child?

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
i am protecting her.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
cute

the way you think someone might need you here

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
it's my job to be useful.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know what else to do.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
welcome to the real world.

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