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Romulus 'Rome' Hart ([personal profile] leashed) wrote2009-10-31 11:11 pm
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Adstringendum voice mail

If you require my services and have tried to contact me without a response, I may be unavailable.

Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am physically able.

Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
this is adstringendum. i'm not sure if it qualifies.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
it's a saying.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
what does 'unf unf unf' mean?

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
you sent it to me in a text last night.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3]

oh. it's the sound i make when i plow your mom.

[2/3]

not literally plow. have sex with. and i'm not literally having sex with her. it's supposed to be an insult.

[3/3]

are you seriously this stupid?

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
why do you dislike me so much?

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
that was my city. you can't just take something over like that.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
it wasn't my decision. i was following orders.

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
that doesn't make excusable.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
what would you have had me do?

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
too late to worry about it now.

[and he's turning the PCD off. :|]

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
your breath smells like barf.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
you have not met me recently enough to ascertain that

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
just trust me

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
you have not proven to be trustworthy

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
scumbag

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
why do you keep sending me messages?

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
bc you deserve it

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
i have done nothing to harm you

what is bc?

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[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
are you dead yet.

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
why would i be dead?

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[identity profile] dogtagcollar.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
why are you cursing?

[identity profile] makeitmemorable.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
almost the full moon.

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