[EXPLAIN TO HIM the wonderful world of casual sex, that'll go over really well.]
I don't know, I've never tried it.
You know that I cannot be romantically involved. I have a curfew. I have a strict diet- though I make do with what I can here. A training regimen, daily meditation. My handler typically has a silver blade and bullet on his person but I have not been able to locate those objects here- I would give them to my superior if I did. I follow a dress code. We used to wear collars for identification but that was done away with several decades ago and replaced with the dog tags that I am not allowed to remove. Obviously, I cannot imbibe intoxicants. I cannot keep secrets.
[Which makes things... really hard sometimes, when he sort of has to.]
That is most of the relevant information, I think.
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[EXPLAIN TO HIM the wonderful world of casual sex, that'll go over really well.]
I don't know, I've never tried it.
You know that I cannot be romantically involved. I have a curfew. I have a strict diet- though I make do with what I can here. A training regimen, daily meditation. My handler typically has a silver blade and bullet on his person but I have not been able to locate those objects here- I would give them to my superior if I did. I follow a dress code. We used to wear collars for identification but that was done away with several decades ago and replaced with the dog tags that I am not allowed to remove. Obviously, I cannot imbibe intoxicants. I cannot keep secrets.
[Which makes things... really hard sometimes, when he sort of has to.]
That is most of the relevant information, I think.